PSA: The Early Rapture Detection System Detects no Rapture Tonight
Friday, May 20th, 2011Rapture - not in the Bible.
Apocalypse - happened already, confirmed in the Bible and eyewitness accounts.
Harold Camping - ??, I thot no one actually listened to his crockery, apparently i’m wrong.
End of the World - still thousands of years away, estimate based on the Bible.
As in the days of Noah, so shall it be…the ones “raptured” in Noah’s day were the ones consumed in the Flood. Jesus said look for the vultures because you will see their dead bodies piled high. If Jesus wasn’t lying, then I want to be “left behind.”
Further Reading:
Bible (it’s the answer key)
88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Occur in 1988 (cos the title makes me laugh every time)
The Dutch Reformed tradition is Amillenial, the Scottish Presbyterian tradition is Postmillenial, i don’t care which one you pick. Pick one and stay away from crockery. I like the Dutch Reformers (i am part dutch myself) and their philosophical bent, but when it comes to the end of the world, i think the Presbyterians had it right: it ain’t happening…not any time soon. After that we can compare notes on supralapsarianism and infralapsarianism…
Do not eat, drink and be merry because tomorrow we will all still be “left behind” to take care of this planet.